Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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