Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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