Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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