So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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