it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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