24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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