How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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