apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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