I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
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