I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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