like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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