i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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