I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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