I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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