I accidentally had phone sex last night
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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