Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize
