I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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