Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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