What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Randomize
