Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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