Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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