if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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