I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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