i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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