i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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