I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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