covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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