It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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