just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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