you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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