I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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