So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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