he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize
