Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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