i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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