and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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