Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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