can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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