One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Non-Jews are for practice
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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