I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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