i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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