You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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