Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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