ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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