just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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