PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Randomize
