I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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