Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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