You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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