Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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