oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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