I think i peed on brittanys purse
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
