U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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