she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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