So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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