i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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