I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
